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Laughter is thought to be one of the most healthy exercises for the human body. It can help to relieve the
day to day stress that so many of us have difficulty dealing with. Put away your medication for a little while
and have a few laughs.
day to day stress that so many of us have difficulty dealing with. Put away your medication for a little while
and have a few laughs.
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| If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bed makers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested and even musical composers will eventually decompose. On a more positive note, though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted. |
| Question: Why did they find bones on the moon? Answer: Because the cow never made it. |
| A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?" |